fullmetal-dipshit:

ozzyosborntodie:

“you’re a virgin, so obviously you know nothing about sex” 

insanetilltheend:

taotaochan:

 

Tia giggles again “oooooooooo Shower me with your jizz~” Tiana looks up at you “She is not afraid of water, Well mostly she is not scared of anything. The thing is…..She is scared or Spiders and that lunch lady at our school…..She’s russian and has a nasty mole on her right cheek that can pop right into the food any day. Tia cringles a bit “…Nasty….EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW” She shakes her head and shivers. 

“Spay with a freaking chainsaw!”

Tia giggles and smirks “Oh poo~”

insanetilltheend:

taotaochan:

 

“That is still stealing and all you use the is to get better” Tia smirks at you “But they-” “Shuuuun Tyler~” Tyler dies down a bit and hides his face. Tia giggles “Or you use them for something else~ but your such a clutz person, you might break it!” She giggles and looks at Tiana, who was just staring in space, “Also Tiana likes your big fat ass~” Tiana snaps and hits Tia on top the head again “YOU STILL DON’T KNOW THE DEFINITION OF ‘SECRETS’ DO YOU!?” “Ow Ow Owwwww Kay sorry!! But he gonna find out anyway! His ass is just that sexy!!” 

“I swear I will spay you Tia, I swear to God.”

Tia giggles again “oooooooooo Shower me with your jizz~” Tiana looks up at you “She is not afraid of water, Well mostly she is not scared of anything. The thing is…..She is scared or Spiders and that lunch lady at our school…..She’s russian and has a nasty mole on her right cheek that can pop right into the food any day. Tia cringles a bit “…Nasty….EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW” She shakes her head and shivers. 

insanetilltheend:

taotaochan:

 

“Xan!” “Haha you cluts” Tao runs up to you and helps you back on the bed “Please rest and be careful” Tia giggles and looks at the IV stand “Why is this in your house and not at the hospital? * Insert a retarded gasp* YOU STOLE IT!!” Tia assumes. Tiana looks around and thinks ‘I didn’t even know that was their..’. Tyler is back to reality and helps Tao Help you get onto the bed. 

“Ah…Thanks Tao.” Tia’s comment shocked him and he gasped, “I did no such thing! I found these fair and square in the ruins of a hospital, what I use them for is my own business!”

“That is still stealing and all you use the is to get better” Tia smirks at you “But they-” “Shuuuun Tyler~” Tyler dies down a bit and hides his face. Tia giggles “Or you use them for something else~ but your such a clutz person, you might break it!” She giggles and looks at Tiana, who was just staring in space, “Also Tiana likes your big fat ass~” Tiana snaps and hits Tia on top the head again “YOU STILL DON’T KNOW THE DEFINITION OF ‘SECRETS’ DO YOU!?” “Ow Ow Owwwww Kay sorry!! But he gonna find out anyway! His ass is just that sexy!!” 

insanetilltheend:

taotaochan:

 

Tia laughs and claps her hands “YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO FUCK MY SISTER FROM THE GET GO!! DON’T LIE!! TRUST ME, IF I DIDN’T STEP IN BEFORE SHE GOT INTO THAT BED YA’LL WOULD ALREADY BE ROCKING THE BED, FUCKING EACH OTHER LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW!!!” Tao blushes and sprouts a nosebleed, Tiana smudges a look of disgust on her face and looks away, while Tyler, Who is still think about you, is on pure bliss~.  

“Why you-!” Xan instinctively tried getting out of bed, only to fall and drag the heart monitor and IV stand over the bed before ending up with him in a painful heap next to the bed. 

“Ow….” 

“Xan!” “Haha you cluts” Tao runs up to you and helps you back on the bed “Please rest and be careful” Tia giggles and looks at the IV stand “Why is this in your house and not at the hospital? * Insert a retarded gasp* YOU STOLE IT!!” Tia assumes. Tiana looks around and thinks ‘I didn’t even know that was their..’. Tyler is back to reality and helps Tao Help you get onto the bed. 

insanetilltheend:

taotaochan:

 

Tyler lightly snaps into a daze and takes the bandages, blushes bright cherry red. Tia smirks “Oh really~ Then why did you blush and stammer like a girl who was just caught masturbating?!” Tao sighs.

“YOU SUGGESTED THAT I WANTED TO SLEEP WITH TAO THEN OFFERED TO SLEEP WITH ME HOW DO YOU THINK I’D REACT?!”

Tia laughs and claps her hands “YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO FUCK MY SISTER FROM THE GET GO!! DON’T LIE!! TRUST ME, IF I DIDN’T STEP IN BEFORE SHE GOT INTO THAT BED YA’LL WOULD ALREADY BE ROCKING THE BED, FUCKING EACH OTHER LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW!!!” Tao blushes and sprouts a nosebleed, Tiana smudges a look of disgust on her face and looks away, while Tyler, Who is still think about you, is on pure bliss~.  

likeohmygodisthatcharliescene:

itallseemsimpossible:

cookieisafangirl:

sleepingwithsharma:

4 million and counting

5 million

This should get to 10 million, come on people.

Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.

12 million! Disney can’t say no!

or the next princess is lesbian.

^^ this one

Can the next prince look like Danny Murillo and his lover look like Jordon Terrell? [Muhaha. Channy in Disney.]

(Source: charizzaaa)